Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Dropped Pen '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: blast! i dropped my pen.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: while you’re down there,..
,Tyler coffee.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: ow!
,Tyler shock.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The Whipping Post '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: wow, it says here that 5 out of 6 women dream of cutting off their husband’s manhood and beating him to death with it.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: really?
:Monigue says: oh wait....no, that’s just me.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Slug '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: so according to this,.. the animal that i am most like would be,...
:Tyler says: hmm, a slug.
:Monigue says: hah! yeah, i’d agree with that.
,Tyler news.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: me too. the slug has the largest penis in relation to it’s body size of any animal in the known world.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: salt?
:Tyler says: you can be quite heartless when you want to be, can’t you?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sand Garden '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i’ve had enough of your failure to mow the lawn so i’ve had the whole thing dug up and replaced with a japanese sand garden.
:Tyler says: so i don’t have to mow any more?
:Monigue says: no, and i don’t have to complain to you about mowing anymore.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: we both win.
:Monigue says: yes, we both win.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique slygrin.
one month later,..
:Monigue says: the lawn needs raking into intricate patterns reflecting our current tao.
:Tyler says: again?!!
,Tyler angry.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Message '
written by
Dan
ring ring *click*
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! hi, we can’t come to the phone at the moment because monique is,..
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! sucking my very life blood away
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: phone says! tyler? what are you doing?
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! just checking the phone message hon
*beeep*
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Stumpy Bear Rides Again '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: do you have any pictures of yourself that you don’t need?
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: we’re making dartboards in anger management class.
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Period Film '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: would you like to watch a generic period film?
:Tyler says: oh, i hate those! why is it that whenever a women coughs, it ends up being the onset of a fatal illness.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: what?
:Tyler says: you watch! a little *caff caff* 20 minutes in and you just know that she’ll be dropped into a hole 60 minutes later.
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
:Monigue says: you have no heart.
:Tyler says: i mean, don’t these people have vitamin c? eat a frickin’ orange for god’s sake.
:Monigue says: i wish i could drop you into a hole.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
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