kshhht  what the hell did you just spray on my hand?!just a special formula that detects if the wearer is about to partake of any crudely disguised libation.  | pffft! sure.gah! you sprayed girly deodorant on my drinking hand! i cannot drink again!  | noooooooooooo! just kill me now! you could just change hands, doofus. |
knock knock! knock knock!   | knock knock! knock knock! | tyler? are you in there? let me in!!and negate all my hard work grinding the teeth off your house keys? no, i don’t think so. |
monday tyler! your new dog shat in my best shoes ... again!heh-heh. | wednesday you little bastard! once more dog and i’ll sell you to the butcher!puppies will be puppies, monique. | friday where’d you get the money for new earrings? i thought you were broke.i’m really very thrifty tyler, didn’t you know?  |
if i was to ask you how many aardvark skins it would take to cover our house, what would be your answer?do you foresee this to be a question you’re likely to pose?yes. | then, in all honesty tyler, i’d have to say i didn’t know.i’d have to say "i didn’t know" too. hooray for science! | hello, pet superstore? i was just wondering if you gave partial refunds on partial returns?if only he spent this much time and energy to become a cunning linguist. |
do you remember when comic strips weren’t just a bunch of talking heads? | do you remember anything before this week? | i have a lot of damage from alcohol misuse. |
| that was quite the thunderstorm we had last night.yeah, sure was. i wasn’t imagining the raining of toads was i?frogs, i’ll think you’ll find they were. | ah, what do you suppose that was all about?i’m sure it’s nothing.it didn’t seem a bit wierd to you? | nah, it’s just one of those rarely occurring, natural phenomena.righty-o ... how’s that cup of blood you’ve got there.revelation-icious |
wow! those riots in france are getting pretty vicious. | i’ll bet the germans are having second thoughts now. ho ho ho.you know, that joke stopped being funny about 40 years ago. | bah, that joke never stops being funny.i heard to conceal their identities they were wearing blue and white stripped balaclavas. |