 listen!!i don’t hear anything.exactly  | ninjas!!ninjas!!  |   |
| listen!!i don’t hear anything.exactly | ninjas!!ninjas!! | |
good gravy!!in your kitchen? doubtful.  | funny!it says here that rex hunt was bashed and left for dead an a street in byron bay. | maybe he got caught kissing someone else’s fish.yibbida yibbida |
| you know,..?uh oh.dog breeding supports keeping bloodlines pure. making sure that there’s daschunds and terriers and bassett hounds? | yes?and this is considered normal?yeeees? | but when hitler does it, it’s bad?i gotta get outtalk about a ’german’ shepherd |
kshhht what the hell did you just spray on my hand?!just a special formula that detects if the wearer is about to partake of any crudely disguised libation. | pffft! sure.gah! you sprayed girly deodorant on my drinking hand! i cannot drink again! | noooooooooooo! just kill me now! you could just change hands, doofus. |
knock knock! knock knock!  | knock knock! knock knock! | tyler? are you in there? let me in!!and negate all my hard work grinding the teeth off your house keys? no, i don’t think so. |
monday tyler! your new dog shat in my best shoes ... again!heh-heh. | wednesday you little bastard! once more dog and i’ll sell you to the butcher!puppies will be puppies, monique. | friday where’d you get the money for new earrings? i thought you were broke.i’m really very thrifty tyler, didn’t you know? |
| if i was to ask you how many aardvark skins it would take to cover our house, what would be your answer?do you foresee this to be a question you’re likely to pose?yes. | then, in all honesty tyler, i’d have to say i didn’t know.i’d have to say "i didn’t know" too. hooray for science! | hello, pet superstore? i was just wondering if you gave partial refunds on partial returns?if only he spent this much time and energy to become a cunning linguist. |