cheat! no eye gouging! booyah! |
i need to borrow $5 for a lottery ticket. *sigh* okay, but on one condition. if you win, you have to take me on a sailing trip around the world. | stuck on a boat for months at a time with only you for company? | thank god the odds are 8 million to one. |
woohoo! touch down! quiet, pea brain. | don’t interrupt me during the big game!!...woman... what big game? there’s no football on tonight... | you idiot, that’s netball. what?! but...ohh, so the ga jersey doesn’t stand for great arse? |
excuse me horse, do you speak? *neigh* i thought not. | hahahahahaha hahahahahaha! | hahahahaha hahahahaha! i kill me. who the hell are you talking to? |
pxe-e61 error! what the fuck is a pxe-e61 error?! i believe that’s the message you receive when your bios is set to boot to a lan. | how...? whatever. ok, that’s fixed. right, just reboot the computer and everything should be back to normal. | i can’t believe i’m taking advice on computers from ... pxe-mof error?! a pxe-mof error? ooo, i’m just going down the pub for an hour ... or seven. fucker! |
listen!! i don’t hear anything. exactly | ninjas!! ninjas!! |
good gravy!! in your kitchen? doubtful. | funny! it says here that rex hunt was bashed and left for dead an a street in byron bay. | maybe he got caught kissing someone else’s fish. yibbida yibbida |