 aargh! dear lord! the pain!  | the fan tore my face off!my god! how?i put my head in it. | it seemed like a good idea at the time.of course dear. would you like me to call for an ambulance?if it’s not too much trouble. |
| aargh! dear lord! the pain! | the fan tore my face off!my god! how?i put my head in it. | it seemed like a good idea at the time.of course dear. would you like me to call for an ambulance?if it’s not too much trouble. |
  | | cheat! no eye gouging!booyah! |
i need to borrow $5 for a lottery ticket.*sigh* okay, but on one condition. if you win, you have to take me on a sailing trip around the world. | stuck on a boat for months at a time with only you for company? | thank god the odds are 8 million to one. |
woohoo! touch down!quiet, pea brain. | don’t interrupt me during the big game!!...woman...what big game? there’s no football on tonight... | you idiot, that’s netball.what?! but...ohh, so the ga jersey doesn’t stand for great arse? |
| excuse me horse, do you speak?*neigh*i thought not. | hahahahahaha hahahahahaha! | hahahahaha hahahahaha! i kill me. who the hell are you talking to? |
| pxe-e61 error! what the fuck is a pxe-e61 error?!i believe that’s the message you receive when your bios is set to boot to a lan. | how...? whatever. ok, that’s fixed.right, just reboot the computer and everything should be back to normal. | i can’t believe i’m taking advice on computers from ... pxe-mof error?!a pxe-mof error? ooo, i’m just going down the pub for an hour ... or seven.fucker! |
| listen!!i don’t hear anything.exactly | ninjas!!ninjas!! | |