he’s making a list, and checking it once. | he already knows, that people are cunts! | so you’re doing the christmas shopping today eh? santa claus is gunning, the town. |
you know what i like the most about christmas? mmm? what’s that? | reminding you that you forgot to do your tax. | ’tis the season. |
would you please cook dinner tonight? meh! | oh, i could make a curry. lord no! the last time i ate your curry i passed out from the heat. | it was a korma! it’s pronounced,.. ’coma’! |
*grunt*...jesus fuck my nose! | tyler dear, we’re getting a bit of a line up out here. well learn to cook woman! | happy now? i don’t think van gogh could have painted a better bowl. |
tyler and monique are spending christmas at monique’s parents this year. | it doesn’t go well. nuff said? |
you know the best thing about new zealand? the ruminant rumpy-pumpy. | i’m just saying... | what?! |
it says here that 1 in 4 men dream about murdering their spouses. | do you dream about murdering me? no. really? | i believe the term you’re looking for is "fantasize." |