mmm, i just spent an afternoon playing burnout: revenge with s-bear. so very cool. why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? video games are for children. | hmmm? yes. i was going to get a psp but the graphics for the xbox were great. conundrum! but of course! there is a version of burnout available for the psp. my peepee senses are tingling! | don’t you mean your psp senses? psp senses? don’t be daft. ew ... why do i bother? |
tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that psp of yours. revenge! ... mm? | quick question: what does your psp and your pp have in common? whoopah! | they’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse. reven... what?! |
behold! through meditation i have achieved enlightenment. my consciousness rose to the highest of planes; i basked in its glory, and found that it was cheese. meditate, you? | the experience was akin to floating in a giant fondue, filled with infinity. i thought you said it was made from- | yes, and in this highest of realms, infinity itself, is made, from cheese! |
they killed wash. | so, you didn’t like serenity? | best movie ever! geek. |
he’s so dreamy,.. why, thank you. | not you! ash mccloud from that new show. you know, he’s not a real actor,.. he just plays one on tv. | what? you heard me. |
i just finished stephen hawking’s a brief history of time. i was surprised at how much i thought i understood. the guy in the wheelchair who dumped his loyal wife and shacked up with a hot nurse? funny. | please, let us bypass the adult conversation and head directly to the childish banter. sure, ok. you’re just jealous that you could never pick up women as hot as the ones a guy with motor neuron disease can. | ha ha, you said ... *sigh* ass. so, what was this "adult conversation" thing you mentioned earlier? |
in saudi arabia, did you know that it is legal to skin your neighbour’s children if they cannot recite the entirety of the koran on command? | you are such a liar. am not. | are so. uh-ah. |