Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' PSP: Part Un '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: mmm, i just spent an afternoon playing burnout: revenge with s-bear. so very cool.
:Monigue says: why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? video games are for children.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: hmmm? yes. i was going to get a psp but the graphics for the xbox were great. conundrum!
:Tyler says: but of course! there is a version of burnout available for the psp. my peepee senses are tingling!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: don’t you mean your psp senses?
:Tyler says: psp senses? don’t be daft.
:Monigue says: ew ... why do i bother?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' PSP: Part Deux '
written by
Stumpybear
:Monigue says: tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that psp of yours.
:Tyler says: revenge! ... mm?
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: quick question: what does your psp and your pp have in common?
:Tyler says: whoopah!
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: they’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse.
:Tyler says: reven... what?!
,Tyler query.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Made, from cheese! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: behold! through meditation i have achieved enlightenment. my consciousness rose to the highest of planes; i basked in its glory, and found that it was cheese.
:Monigue says: meditate, you?
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: the experience was akin to floating in a giant fondue, filled with infinity.
:Monigue says: i thought you said it was made from-
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: yes, and in this highest of realms, infinity itself, is
made, from cheese!
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Leaf on the Wind '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: they killed wash.
,Tyler shock.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: so, you didn’t like serenity?
,Tyler shock.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: best movie ever!
:Monigue says: geek.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Actors '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: he’s so dreamy,..
:Tyler says: why, thank you.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: not you! ash mccloud from that new show.
:Tyler says: you know, he’s not a real actor,.. he just plays one on tv.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: what?
:Tyler says: you heard me.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Brief History of Shut-the-Hell-Up '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: i just finished stephen hawking’s a brief history of time. i was surprised at how much i thought i understood.
:Tyler says: the guy in the wheelchair who dumped his loyal wife and shacked up with a hot nurse? funny.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: please, let us bypass the adult conversation and head directly to the childish banter.
:Tyler says: sure, ok.
:Monigue says: you’re just jealous that you could never pick up women as hot as the ones a guy with motor neuron disease can.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: ha ha, you said ... *sigh*
:Monigue says: ass.
:Tyler says: so, what was this "adult conversation" thing you mentioned earlier?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' You want lies with that? '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: in saudi arabia, did you know that it is legal to skin your neighbour’s children if they cannot recite the entirety of the koran on command?
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: you are such a liar.
:Tyler says: am not.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: are so.
:Tyler says: uh-ah.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
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