i played lawn bowls with my friends last night. how do you play that one? you have to try to roll your weighted bowl and get it closest to the jack. | i’ve played a game like that,.. mmmm,... | except that you had to get your "jack" closest to the,... leaving now!! |
"my dog stains are in you thanking"?! what the hell does that even mean? i’m sure the ’translators’ are just pulling the piss. | pulling the piss? y’know: having a lend; pulling your leg; to come a wry one? | and what language are you translating that from? |
why the hell is there a pentagram sculpted in the sand garden? i was trying to summon a demon of hell to serve my earthly desires. | an excellent use of a saturday afternoon. speaking of which, did you do the washing up like i asked you? | finished!! yup. |
mmm, i just spent an afternoon playing burnout: revenge with s-bear. so very cool. why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? video games are for children. | hmmm? yes. i was going to get a psp but the graphics for the xbox were great. conundrum! but of course! there is a version of burnout available for the psp. my peepee senses are tingling! | don’t you mean your psp senses? psp senses? don’t be daft. ew ... why do i bother? |
tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that psp of yours. revenge! ... mm? | quick question: what does your psp and your pp have in common? whoopah! | they’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse. reven... what?! |
behold! through meditation i have achieved enlightenment. my consciousness rose to the highest of planes; i basked in its glory, and found that it was cheese. meditate, you? | the experience was akin to floating in a giant fondue, filled with infinity. i thought you said it was made from- | yes, and in this highest of realms, infinity itself, is made, from cheese! |
they killed wash. | so, you didn’t like serenity? | best movie ever! geek. |