Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' At you, not with you. '
written by
Goatlord
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says: then they asked-
:Monigue says: -when we were having kids, i know!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique slygrin.
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Zoom '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: agh!! jesus!! what the hell is that??!!
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says from offstage: i replaced the old dvd player.
:Monigue says: but,. wha,.. so??!!
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says from offstage: this one has a zoom function!!
:Monigue says: eeeewwwww!!!!
:Tyler says from offstage: and i thought it was big before,..
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bowls '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i played lawn bowls with my friends last night.
:Tyler says: how do you play that one?
:Monigue says: you have to try to roll your weighted bowl and get it closest to the jack.
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: i’ve played a game like that,..
:Monigue says: mmmm,...
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: except that you had to get your "jack" closest to the,...
:Monigue says from offstage: leaving now!!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Hauling Urine '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: "my dog stains are in you thanking"?!
:Tyler says: what the hell does that even mean? i’m sure the ’translators’ are just pulling the piss.
,Tyler news.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: pulling the piss?
:Tyler says: y’know: having a lend; pulling your leg; to come a wry one?
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: and what language are you translating that from?
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Signs '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: why the hell is there a pentagram sculpted in the sand garden?
:Tyler says: i was trying to summon a demon of hell to serve my earthly desires.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: an excellent use of a saturday afternoon.
:Monigue says: speaking of which, did you do the washing up like i asked you?
,Tyler news.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says from offstage: finished!!
:Tyler says: yup.
,Tyler news.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' PSP: Part Un '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: mmm, i just spent an afternoon playing burnout: revenge with s-bear. so very cool.
:Monigue says: why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? video games are for children.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: hmmm? yes. i was going to get a psp but the graphics for the xbox were great. conundrum!
:Tyler says: but of course! there is a version of burnout available for the psp. my peepee senses are tingling!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: don’t you mean your psp senses?
:Tyler says: psp senses? don’t be daft.
:Monigue says: ew ... why do i bother?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' PSP: Part Deux '
written by
Stumpybear
:Monigue says: tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that psp of yours.
:Tyler says: revenge! ... mm?
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: quick question: what does your psp and your pp have in common?
:Tyler says: whoopah!
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: they’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse.
:Tyler says: reven... what?!
,Tyler query.,Monique slygrin.
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