Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The true meaning of Christmas (pt 3) '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: the fire of you heart burns cold for my loins
:Monigue says: yes, my dog’s satay is nubian
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: when your yoghurt nose twists unfairly, simon melts their face
:Monigue says: freakishly, bovines know the origin of your honour
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: mmmmm
:Monigue says: snozberry
,Tyler coffee.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Making a List '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: singing! he’s making a list,
:Monigue says: singing! and checking it once.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: singing! he already knows,
:Monigue says: singing! that people are cunts!
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: so you’re doing the christmas shopping today eh?
:Monigue says: singing! santa claus is gunning, the town.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Liking Christmas '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: you know what i like the most about christmas?
:Tyler says: mmm? what’s that?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: reminding you that you forgot to do your tax.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: ’tis the season.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cooking Dinner '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: would you please cook dinner tonight?
:Tyler says: meh!
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: oh, i could make a curry.
:Monigue says: lord no! the last time i ate your curry i passed out from the heat.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: it was a korma!
:Monigue says: it’s pronounced,.. ’coma’!
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Arts and crafts '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says from offstage: *grunt*...jesus fuck my nose!
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: tyler dear, we’re getting a bit of a line up out here.
:Tyler says from offstage: well learn to cook woman!
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: happy now?
:Tyler says: i don’t think van gogh could have painted a better bowl.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Christmas '
written by
Dan
tyler and monique are spending christmas at monique’s parents this year.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
it doesn’t go well.
nuff said?
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The adventures of Stumpy Bear '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: you know the best thing about new zealand?
:Tyler says: the ruminant rumpy-pumpy.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: i’m just saying...
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: what?!
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
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