Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Electric '
written by
Dan
bzzzzttttt!!!
:Monigue says from offstage: aaaaaaaarrgh!!!!
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: diiiiid,... yoouuuuu,... earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...?
:Tyler says: yes, of course.
:Monigue says from offstage: whaaaaaat,... wiiiiith??
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: my wife.
:Monigue says from offstage: shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Joss Whedon is my Master Now '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: serenity comes out tomorrow. glee!
:Monigue says: didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: fuck.
,Tyler shock.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: fuck!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Chilli Sauce '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: chilli sauce!!
:Monigue says: why are you so excited about,...
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: *cough* *gag* *cough!*
,Tyler silent.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says from offstage: aaaaaaaagh!!!!!
:Tyler says: chilli sauce!!!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Chilled Monkey Brains '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: i crave the flesh of humans!
:Tyler says: wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?!
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans!
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says from offstage: aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...
:Monigue says: tool.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Time Travel '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: *puff* *gasp*
:Monigue says: what’s with you?
:Tyler says: i just travelled back from the past where i killed your grandfather before he could conceive you.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique coffee.
,Tyler silent.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: by the way, it turns out, your grandma’s a slut.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The name of the game. '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says from offstage: wow! it says here on e! news live that george w. bush is going to marry paris hilton.
:Monigue says: everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: lies! you speak lies!
:Monigue says: did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: what?! but the name makes up 50% of the show!
:Monigue says: i rest my case.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Silence is Golden '
written by
Goatlord
,Tyler silent.,Monique news.,Tyler silent.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: nope, this blows.
:Monigue says: i was enjoying it.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
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