i think our house is haunted. too much tv for you, young man. | no, seriously. something keeps turning things off. like what? | well, first it turned off my sex life, then my love for you, then my will to live. now it just has to turn off your mouth. |
we should go on holidays...to somewhere maybe in europe. | now why should we do that?? sounds like a waste of money to me! it says here that paris has the best nude beaches in the world. | i’ll get the keys! i knew you would see it my way. |
"fur is murder," right? yes. | what if i was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? is that murder? generally speaking, yes. | oh, that’s no fun. ’fraid not. |
bzzzzttttt!!! aaaaaaaarrgh!!!! | diiiiid,... yoouuuuu,... earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...? yes, of course. whaaaaaat,... wiiiiith?? | my wife. shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !! |
serenity comes out tomorrow. glee! didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports? | fuck. | fuck! |
chilli sauce!! why are you so excited about,... | *cough* *gag* *cough!* | aaaaaaaagh!!!!! chilli sauce!!! |
i crave the flesh of humans! wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?! | i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans! | aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute... tool. |