Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Technological Convenience '
written by
Goatlord
phone says!
:Tyler says: hello? am i comin’ to practice? fo’ shizzle s-bear. ’cow man 7’ will ride again!
,Tyler news.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says from offstage: yeah, i’m walking. we just got these new cordless phones. they can be used anywhere in the house, they’re great.
:Monigue says: tyler don’t take it in there ... tyler!
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says from offstage: ahhh. where am i now? let’s just say it’s a relief to have access to such a technological convenience. s-bear?
:Tyler says from offstage: monique, i just lost my call. i don’t think the phones work in here.
:Monigue says: oh, i’m sure they do ... grot.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Peek-A-Boo '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i think our house is haunted.
:Monigue says: too much tv for you, young man.
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: no, seriously. something keeps turning things off.
:Monigue says: like what?
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: well, first it turned off my sex life, then my love for you, then my will to live.
:Monigue says: now it just has to turn off your mouth.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Weapons of Mass Distraction '
written by
Stumpybear
:Monigue says: we should go on holidays...to somewhere maybe in europe.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: now why should we do that?? sounds like a waste of money to me!
:Monigue says: it says here that paris has the best nude beaches in the world.
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: i’ll get the keys!
:Monigue says: i knew you would see it my way.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Society is to Blame '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: "fur is murder," right?
:Monigue says: yes.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: what if i was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? is that murder?
:Monigue says: generally speaking, yes.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: oh, that’s no fun.
:Monigue says: ’fraid not.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Electric '
written by
Dan
bzzzzttttt!!!
:Monigue says from offstage: aaaaaaaarrgh!!!!
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: diiiiid,... yoouuuuu,... earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...?
:Tyler says: yes, of course.
:Monigue says from offstage: whaaaaaat,... wiiiiith??
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: my wife.
:Monigue says from offstage: shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Joss Whedon is my Master Now '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: serenity comes out tomorrow. glee!
:Monigue says: didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: fuck.
,Tyler shock.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: fuck!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Chilli Sauce '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: chilli sauce!!
:Monigue says: why are you so excited about,...
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: *cough* *gag* *cough!*
,Tyler silent.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says from offstage: aaaaaaaagh!!!!!
:Tyler says: chilli sauce!!!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
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