hello, is this the tyler-monique residence? | unfortunately. we need you to come collect your intoxicated husband from the local police station. | he was found asking a tree for sex, and claiming to be "the lizard queen". *sigh* again? i’ll bring the cage... |
hello? am i comin’ to practice? fo’ shizzle s-bear. ’cow man 7’ will ride again! | yeah, i’m walking. we just got these new cordless phones. they can be used anywhere in the house, they’re great. tyler don’t take it in there ... tyler! | ahhh. where am i now? let’s just say it’s a relief to have access to such a technological convenience. s-bear? monique, i just lost my call. i don’t think the phones work in here. oh, i’m sure they do ... grot. |
i think our house is haunted. too much tv for you, young man. | no, seriously. something keeps turning things off. like what? | well, first it turned off my sex life, then my love for you, then my will to live. now it just has to turn off your mouth. |
we should go on holidays...to somewhere maybe in europe. | now why should we do that?? sounds like a waste of money to me! it says here that paris has the best nude beaches in the world. | i’ll get the keys! i knew you would see it my way. |
"fur is murder," right? yes. | what if i was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? is that murder? generally speaking, yes. | oh, that’s no fun. ’fraid not. |
bzzzzttttt!!! aaaaaaaarrgh!!!! | diiiiid,... yoouuuuu,... earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...? yes, of course. whaaaaaat,... wiiiiith?? | my wife. shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !! |
serenity comes out tomorrow. glee! didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports? | fuck. | fuck! |