Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Errors '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: ,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..
database addressing error,..
,Tyler silent.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: okay jon, i won’t eat the lasanga
:Monigue says: that’s a good cat
,Tyler query.,Monique guilty.
:Tyler says: munch munch munch
:Monigue says: oh, i hate mondays
,Tyler guilty.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Built for Pirates '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: arrr, me land lubbin’ wench. though a fine one it be, what be you doin’ buyin’ fer ye’self a new car?
:Monigue says: *sigh*
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: my boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large humvee on top of my astra. after i returned his testicles, he hired a new mercedes r-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.
:Tyler says: arrrrrr!
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: oh, i see, very clever dear.
:Tyler says: r341i53 /\/\y 1337 c0mic 5ki11z!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Anal '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: my boss said he wanted to lick my anus.
:Tyler says: what?!!
,Tyler shock.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: he’d better have been joking!
:Monigue says: oh, yes,..
,Tyler talk.,Monique guilty.
:Monigue says: he said it was all tongue in cheek.
:Tyler says: what!!??
,Tyler shock.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Nuts To You! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: *burp*
:Tyler says: woah, must be my nuts coming up.
,Tyler talk.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: cashews, i had some cashews earlier. filthy girl.
:Monigue says: uh-huh.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: there’s a joke somewhere in there about your balls having never dropped but to be quite honest, i couldn’t be stuffed.
:Tyler says: rude.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' D.U.I - Dumb Under Influence '
written by
Stumpybear
phone says! phone says! phone says!
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! hello, is this the tyler-monique residence?
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: unfortunately.
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! we need you to come collect your intoxicated husband from the local police station.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! he was found asking a tree for sex, and claiming to be "the lizard queen".
:Monigue says from offstage: *sigh* again? i’ll bring the cage...
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Technological Convenience '
written by
Goatlord
phone says!
:Tyler says: hello? am i comin’ to practice? fo’ shizzle s-bear. ’cow man 7’ will ride again!
,Tyler news.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says from offstage: yeah, i’m walking. we just got these new cordless phones. they can be used anywhere in the house, they’re great.
:Monigue says: tyler don’t take it in there ... tyler!
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says from offstage: ahhh. where am i now? let’s just say it’s a relief to have access to such a technological convenience. s-bear?
:Tyler says from offstage: monique, i just lost my call. i don’t think the phones work in here.
:Monigue says: oh, i’m sure they do ... grot.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Peek-A-Boo '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i think our house is haunted.
:Monigue says: too much tv for you, young man.
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: no, seriously. something keeps turning things off.
:Monigue says: like what?
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: well, first it turned off my sex life, then my love for you, then my will to live.
:Monigue says: now it just has to turn off your mouth.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
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