well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory. | the hologram factory? why, you don’t want to go there. that place is haunted. | these new episodes of ’scooby doo’ are very, very predictable don’t tell me!! |
do you think i could be a successful pole dancer? what? that’s ridiculous,.. you’re not polish | i meant a table top dancer. hey! | people have to eat off there. don’t even joke about a thing like that. it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head. i recognise this song. |
*sigh* what’s up? somebody quayed my car. | what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage. | they didn’t ’key’ my car, they dropped it in the bay. |
did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary? big deal! i’ve done that for you before. | i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’. | same thing. they’re both very elemental. i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope. |
,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,.. database addressing error,.. | okay jon, i won’t eat the lasanga that’s a good cat | munch munch munch oh, i hate mondays |
arrr, me land lubbin’ wench. though a fine one it be, what be you doin’ buyin’ fer ye’self a new car? *sigh* | my boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large humvee on top of my astra. after i returned his testicles, he hired a new mercedes r-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired. arrrrrr! | oh, i see, very clever dear. r341i53 /\/\y 1337 c0mic 5ki11z! |
my boss said he wanted to lick my anus. what?!! | he’d better have been joking! oh, yes,.. | he said it was all tongue in cheek. what!!?? |