Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bah Ram Ewe '
written by
Stumpybear
:Monigue says: heh.
:Tyler says: hmm?
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: pussy.
:Tyler says: huh?
:Monigue says: pussy.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: i don’t get it.
:Monigue says: and you never will.
:Tyler says: classy.
,Tyler talk.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Arnhem eh? '
written by
Dan
television blares! remember you promised to give the stars to me, hajiki
:Monigue says: oh lord, not more anime!!
:Tyler says from offstage: it’s pronounced ah-nih-meh
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: i can’t believe you enjoy that girlish nonsense.
:Tyler says from offstage: girlish!!??
:Monigue says: yeah! my god! if ’neighbours’ had killer robots you’d probably watch that too.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says from offstage: in my opinion, the only things that would improve that show are killer robots.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Scooby '
written by
Dan
television blares! well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
television blares! the hologram factory? why, you don’t want to go there. that place is haunted.
,Tyler none.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: these new episodes of ’scooby doo’ are very, very predictable
:Tyler says from offstage: don’t tell me!!
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pole Position '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you think i could be a successful pole dancer?
:Tyler says: what? that’s ridiculous,.. you’re not polish
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: i meant a table top dancer.
:Tyler says: hey!
,Tyler shock.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: people have to eat off there. don’t even joke about a thing like that.
:Monigue says: it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.
:Tyler says: i recognise this song.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Off-Key '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: *sigh*
:Monigue says: what’s up?
:Tyler says: somebody quayed my car.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage.
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: they didn’t ’key’ my car, they dropped it in the bay.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sky Written '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?
:Tyler says: big deal! i’ve done that for you before.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: same thing. they’re both very elemental.
:Monigue says: i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Errors '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: ,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..
database addressing error,..
,Tyler silent.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: okay jon, i won’t eat the lasanga
:Monigue says: that’s a good cat
,Tyler query.,Monique guilty.
:Tyler says: munch munch munch
:Monigue says: oh, i hate mondays
,Tyler guilty.,Monique angry.
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