heh. hmm? | pussy. huh? pussy. | i don’t get it. and you never will. classy. |
remember you promised to give the stars to me, hajiki oh lord, not more anime!! it’s pronounced ah-nih-meh | i can’t believe you enjoy that girlish nonsense. girlish!!?? yeah! my god! if ’neighbours’ had killer robots you’d probably watch that too. | in my opinion, the only things that would improve that show are killer robots. |
well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory. | the hologram factory? why, you don’t want to go there. that place is haunted. | these new episodes of ’scooby doo’ are very, very predictable don’t tell me!! |
do you think i could be a successful pole dancer? what? that’s ridiculous,.. you’re not polish | i meant a table top dancer. hey! | people have to eat off there. don’t even joke about a thing like that. it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head. i recognise this song. |
*sigh* what’s up? somebody quayed my car. | what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage. | they didn’t ’key’ my car, they dropped it in the bay. |
did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary? big deal! i’ve done that for you before. | i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’. | same thing. they’re both very elemental. i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope. |
,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,.. database addressing error,.. | okay jon, i won’t eat the lasanga that’s a good cat | munch munch munch oh, i hate mondays |