Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Gaz’s Arc '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: would you like to give me an australian kiss?
:Tyler says: am i likely to wear the dolmio grin?
:Monigue says: no.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: get a lump in my throat?
:Monigue says: nope, not even taste a trap for mieces.
:Tyler says: ok then.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: ooo! a azor bade, at’s new.
:Monigue says: nifty.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Memories '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you remember when there was love and romance in our lives?
:Tyler says: ah, halcyon days.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: whatever happened?
:Tyler says: she left me.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: what the,.
you fucker?
:Tyler says from offstage: escape!!
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Plumber’s Rapture '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: do anything interesting today?
:Tyler says: no, my sweet.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: nothing all day?
:Tyler says: no, my mills and boonian vision of all that is love, nothing.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: you’ve been drinking again haven’t you?
:Tyler says: nothing but drinking, my sweet apple blossom. draino now comes in six packs, bless them.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Love heart '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: have you ever noticed that a traditional love heart, when turned upside down, looks like a bum?
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: every day, tyler.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: really? cause i only just noti,...
:Tyler says: oh, very trite. well done.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Wet Your Wick '
written by
Goatlord
crash
:Tyler says from offstage: goddamnit! where is it?!
:Tyler says from offstage: monique? have you seen my...ah...y’know that, thingo that i can’t find?
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: your thingo hey? what does it look like?
:Tyler says from offstage: it’s green and i need it to do that thing i need to do.
:Monigue says: well if my thingo was green i’d want to see a doctor about it.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says from offstage: funny. if ’it’ was green, there’s only one pot i’ve been dipping it in that would make it so....number one.
,Tyler none.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Margarine '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: you know, you shouldn’t eat margarine. it’s ninety percent plastic.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: i think what you mean to say is that it’s one molecule from being plastic.
:Monigue says: well, that’s still bad.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: that’s like saying that i should give up drinking water because it’s only one molecule from being hydrogen-peroxide.
:Monigue says: erm,..
:Tyler says: i know, i’ll stop breathing, because oxygen is only one molecule from being ozone.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique guilty.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Alternative Therapy '
written by
Goatlord
fizzle
pop
:Monigue says from offstage: tyler!
,Tyler guilty.,Monique none.
:Monigue says: tyler, my love, when i asked you to pick up a replacement lithium-ion battery for my laptop, what type did you really purchase?
:Tyler says: ah,... seawater and earwax.
,Tyler query.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: owie! they told me it was a new universal type of battery that could power anything.
:Monigue says from offstage: hold that thought. let’s just see if it can universally power your caboose!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
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