would you like to give me an australian kiss? am i likely to wear the dolmio grin? no. | get a lump in my throat? nope, not even taste a trap for mieces. ok then. | ooo! a azor bade, at’s new. nifty. |
do you remember when there was love and romance in our lives? ah, halcyon days. | whatever happened? she left me. | what the,. you fucker? escape!! |
do anything interesting today? no, my sweet. | nothing all day? no, my mills and boonian vision of all that is love, nothing. | you’ve been drinking again haven’t you? nothing but drinking, my sweet apple blossom. draino now comes in six packs, bless them. |
have you ever noticed that a traditional love heart, when turned upside down, looks like a bum? | every day, tyler. | really? cause i only just noti,... oh, very trite. well done. |
crash goddamnit! where is it?! monique? have you seen my...ah...y’know that, thingo that i can’t find? | your thingo hey? what does it look like? it’s green and i need it to do that thing i need to do. well if my thingo was green i’d want to see a doctor about it. | funny. if ’it’ was green, there’s only one pot i’ve been dipping it in that would make it so....number one. |
you know, you shouldn’t eat margarine. it’s ninety percent plastic. | i think what you mean to say is that it’s one molecule from being plastic. well, that’s still bad. | that’s like saying that i should give up drinking water because it’s only one molecule from being hydrogen-peroxide. erm,.. i know, i’ll stop breathing, because oxygen is only one molecule from being ozone. |
fizzle pop tyler! | tyler, my love, when i asked you to pick up a replacement lithium-ion battery for my laptop, what type did you really purchase? ah,... seawater and earwax. | owie! they told me it was a new universal type of battery that could power anything. hold that thought. let’s just see if it can universally power your caboose! |