 do you know what today is tyler?oh wow, thanks, i’d almost forgotten. today isthe day of the nose.   | it’s the day the whole world celebrates your filthy, enormous, wart ridden, nose!excuse me but my nose is dainty and precious.well... it is now.  | it’s the day of the nose, the day of the nose, hooray for today as it’s the day of the nose!no dancing on the coffee table, bacon boy. |
i’m doing a tafe course to learn how to pick locks.what?  | yeah! it’s kind of fun learning a new skill.well, there goes that plan. | what was that?nothing. |
| hey there lebanese blonde.let go blue eyes.you can call me orange sky. would you like to go to the fair? we could see such great heights. | don’t panic but one of these things first, i’m in the waiting line on this winding road to see movie beat.man, is this some new slang you’re speaking? caring is creepy. | i just don’t think i’ll ever get over you.you are the only living boy in new york.  |
| would you like to give me an australian kiss?am i likely to wear the dolmio grin?no. | get a lump in my throat?nope, not even taste a trap for mieces.ok then. | ooo! a azor bade, at’s new.nifty. |
| do you remember when there was love and romance in our lives?ah, halcyon days. | whatever happened?she left me. | what the,. you fucker? escape!! |
| do anything interesting today?no, my sweet. | nothing all day?no, my mills and boonian vision of all that is love, nothing. | you’ve been drinking again haven’t you?nothing but drinking, my sweet apple blossom. draino now comes in six packs, bless them. |
have you ever noticed that a traditional love heart, when turned upside down, looks like a bum? | every day, tyler. | really? cause i only just noti,...oh, very trite. well done. |