Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Blake’s One '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says from offstage: tyler, do you remember what we did with the futon?
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: futon? isn’t that what you measure the atomic mass of tofu in?
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: i had no idea tofu was on the periodic table.
:Tyler says: oh yeah, it’s like number thirty-three or something.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The day of the NOSE! '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: do you know what today is tyler?
:Tyler says: oh wow, thanks, i’d almost forgotten. today is
the day of the nose.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: it’s the day the whole world celebrates your filthy, enormous, wart ridden, nose!
:Monigue says: excuse me but my nose is dainty and precious.
:Tyler says: well... it is now.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says from offstage: it’s the day of the nose, the day of the nose, hooray for today as it’s the day of the nose!
:Monigue says: no dancing on the coffee table, bacon boy.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Picks '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i’m doing a tafe course to learn how to pick locks.
:Tyler says: what?
,Tyler shock.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: yeah! it’s kind of fun learning a new skill.
:Tyler says: well, there goes that plan.
,Tyler news.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: what was that?
:Tyler says: nothing.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Large’s Ark '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: hey there lebanese blonde.
:Monigue says: let go blue eyes.
:Tyler says: you can call me orange sky. would you like to go to the fair? we could see such great heights.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: don’t panic but one of these things first, i’m in the waiting line on this winding road to see movie beat.
:Tyler says: man, is this some new slang you’re speaking? caring is creepy.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: i just don’t think i’ll ever get over you.
:Monigue says: you are the only living boy in new york.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Gaz’s Arc '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: would you like to give me an australian kiss?
:Tyler says: am i likely to wear the dolmio grin?
:Monigue says: no.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: get a lump in my throat?
:Monigue says: nope, not even taste a trap for mieces.
:Tyler says: ok then.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: ooo! a azor bade, at’s new.
:Monigue says: nifty.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Memories '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you remember when there was love and romance in our lives?
:Tyler says: ah, halcyon days.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: whatever happened?
:Tyler says: she left me.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: what the,.
you fucker?
:Tyler says from offstage: escape!!
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Plumber’s Rapture '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: do anything interesting today?
:Tyler says: no, my sweet.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: nothing all day?
:Tyler says: no, my mills and boonian vision of all that is love, nothing.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: you’ve been drinking again haven’t you?
:Tyler says: nothing but drinking, my sweet apple blossom. draino now comes in six packs, bless them.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
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