 ah hermione, you sexy little know-it-all. if only you were real...  | hey tyler, are you up to the bit where hermione dies yet? | nooo!! my life, it flashes before my eyes!heh-heh...geek. |
| ah hermione, you sexy little know-it-all. if only you were real... | hey tyler, are you up to the bit where hermione dies yet? | nooo!! my life, it flashes before my eyes!heh-heh...geek. |
mmmm, reading each new ’harry potter’ book is like putting on a favoured old coat or perhaps a brand new pair of woollen socks. they feel so warm and snuggly, very easy to slip into.  | although, the same could be said of a two dollar whore.but we won’t. |  |
what are you watching?’monk,’ yet another dopey american detective show. | does he spell his name with a silent ’e’ and ’y’? | begone git!ooo, ooo, ooo! |
ok, i’ll bite. what’s got you so steamed?the patent office rejected another of my applications! it was the best one yet!  | how could they reject a "vaginal sneakoscope"?!  | oh, c’mon!  |
| i want you to be on your best behaviour at this dinner party tonight.of course. you can trust me. | later that night. i can’t believe you!! i can’t take you anywhere!! | what the hell is your problem? all i did was say that i liked her hat.she is a siamese twin.oh,.. that would explain why it was so life like,... ,..and foul mouthed. |
| "nose biting is said still to be practised in micronesia. while nose biting is a well described phenomenon, this is not the case with bites to the penis,..."pity. | chew my domesticated beast of burden.i am not eating your vomit tyler.vomit? | yes you’re very clever but i refuse to "chew your yak."oh, no, what i meant was, bite my ass, y’know donkey, ha ha. fine, just forget it.perhaps i can get the yak to take lessons from the micronesians. |
| dear? why did the bank send us a ’thank-you’ letter for taking out a second mortgage on the house when we haven’t taken out a second mortgage?i needed some money to finance a new project i’m working on. | your going to finance your own movie by remor... you did it to buy more beads didn’t you?beads. | it’s a very unhealthy obsesion monique. whilst i admit the bead underpants are extremely stimulating, i think you should sto..beads! |