Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Volvo vs Astra '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: so you’re saying that your astra is better than my volvo in every single way?
:Monigue says: well, yes. my astra goes faster, has better acceleration, is more comfortable, has better handling and has better fuel consumption. it’s better in every single way.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: mmm?
:Monigue says: in fact, i could beat you in any type of competition with my astra.
,Tyler silent.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: wanna play chicken?
:Monigue says: uh, no.
,Tyler talk.,Monique guilty.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Gun Shop '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you know maybe you should show me a little more respect, i do work in a gun shop you know?
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
:Monigue says: you’re their accountant!
,Tyler guilty.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: well,.. have you done your tax yet? there are fines you know?
,Tyler coffee.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Slurpee Headache '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: did you know that the ’cold’ headache that you get when you suck too hard on a slurpee is the same as why people get a pain in their left arm when there’s a problem with their heart? the brain confuses the signals.
,Tyler news.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: does this explain why i get the creeping horrors when you kiss me?
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: no. that’s because i hate you.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sexually Satisfied '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i just want you to know that i felt sooo sexually satisfied last night.
,Tyler news.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: but i came home late from,...
,Tyler shock.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: fuck you, my darling!
,Tyler talk.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Attraction '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: are you still attracted to me?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: gravitationally?
,Tyler news.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: ow!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Close the iris '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: when i was little, i lived in a house that had a chimney.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: one christmas, i’m pretty sure i heard the chimney say ’no’.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Pet '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: i was thinking of getting a pet.
:Monigue says: a pet?
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: don’t you like animals?
:Monigue says: i married you, didn’t i.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
,Tyler silent.,Monique news.
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