Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' I’ve got to get some new material. '
written by
Goatlord
frighteningly loud farty sound!
:Monigue says: ahhh, better out than in.
:Tyler says: for you maybe. damn woman!
,Tyler shock.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: sweet, sweet relief.
:Tyler says from offstage: i think you killed the neighbour’s kid.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: serves him right for being locked in our basement.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Van Gogh '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you know, everyone remembers that van gogh cut off his own ear, but it’s not like that was a big thing?
:Monigue says: what?
:Tyler says: well, he was a painter. if he wanted to make a big impact he could have gouged out one of his eyes. wouldn’t that have been a romantic gesture?
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: i always thought that it was romantic when you sent me an ear in the post.
,Tyler silent.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: that is, until i realised it wasn’t yours.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' How to make a grown man cry. '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! ...yeah, good one mate. listen, i’ve got to go. there’s a shapely young thing waiting for me in the sack, if you know what i mean, heh heh.
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! that’s right! she’s even got her name tattooed on her side, totally wild man. monique? nah, absolutely clueless. i’ll talk to you later, i’ve got to relieve someone of their ability to walk. oh, yeah!
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says from offstage: oh, hey monique. no, you’ve got it all wrong. c’mon, put the bat down. look, it’s just...
smash
:Tyler says from offstage: dear lord noooo!
my beer!
you killed my beer!
why?!
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' I know you are... '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: deftly, he sidesteps the poorly worded and yea, mispelt slur against his prowess in the boudoir.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: zing! tyler masterfully ripostes with his rapier like wit. the ice maiden grovels before him in obeisance.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: did you say something dear?
:Tyler says: um, moo?
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bats '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: phew! i’ve finally managed to net off the paw-paw trees in the back yard. no more bat problems.
,Tyler talk.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: tyler? have you seen my fish-nets?
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: whoa! that was quick.
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Satchmo Know '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: ok, we’ll try it again. what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: forty-two.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: that’s just dumb.
:Tyler says: heathen.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Neither rain,... '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: it’s my cousin’s birthday next week but she’s got the "travel bug" and i don’t know where she’ll be to send her a present.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: send it by owl.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: geek.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
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