i was quite disappointed to find that the face on mars turned out to be simple tricks of the light. no kidding. | yeah, kind of like how you actually have a face but a trick of the light turns it into a crater pocked, canal fed wasteland. | if you thought mars was the god of war,.... i’m already running! |
i got some cool noise-cancelling headphone buds. wasting your money on stupid gimmicks just to listen to music. that’s so lame. | music? oh, very funny! you know,.. you can be a complete ba,.... click |
have you been sending me blackmail again? | what makes you ask such a preposterous thing? | i received some extremely bizarre pictures of black men having sex...again. oh, that. no, it’s just your early birthday present. |
*whisper* *whisper* *whisper* | tyler...are you praying?? you do know that god doesn’t exist, right? monique, noooo!!! | pop! you know, this is all your fault monique. |
yowser to the red monkey paste! | do i want to know? chilli chocolate frogs and shots of jack daniels. i can see through time. | at least until next wednesday. tard. |
and now a cartoon involving a polar bear in a snow storm. | grrr | what the fuck was that? grrrrrrrrrrr |
*sniff**sniff* that air freshener must finally be working. i can barely smell you. nah, i just found a cork with a good enough seal. you put a cork...? oh tyler, that’s just... why? | well, you know that joke rodney rude does? "jeeze mate, that would have lifted a lighter man clear off his seat!" yes, unfortunately. i thought i’d test the theory out, mythbusters style. oh-oh...here we go. | lift-off impressively aerobatic, if a little wiffy. |