you know, the most peculiar thing happened to me today. uh huh. | i was walking along the footpath, and i heard a lot of yelping. when i turned around, there was a wild pack of dogs chasing after me. i don’t suppose you could offer any insight as to why that was? | well, it may be because i soaked your pants in beef last night... or perhaps the dogs just preferred something hairy, smelly and infested with fleas. |