i ran into justin and louise today. they asked how you were and wanted to know if we would be interested in going to a bbq some time. i told them it was a good idea and suggested that they should invite andrew and cheryl, zoe and ash and john and leeanne. zoe’s little girl just had her first birthday. hmmm...bbq, sounds good. it makes you wonder though. bbq’s make you wonder? | no, bbq’s make me hungry. i was speaking of our individuality, no, that’s not quite right. it’s just, our friends know us as tylerandmonique, as we know them as justinandlouise or zoeandashley. i was curious as to when we stopped being just tyler and just monique. i’m pretty sure i remember the day, i believe an impressive clergyman was involved. did you believe you were ever just tyler? | i guess so. |
i must say, i feel a little better about myself. | it’s been so hard, living day in and day out surrounded by complete and utter morons. to know that every person i would meet was simply just not as good as i, was really quite upsetting. | then i locked my keys in the car. ha-ha. |
are you going to see the doctor about your back today? no, i’ll be fine. i can sort of walk now. i was talking to my sister earlier and she suggested i take some nurofen... before i go to the doctor. | fine, it’s your back. if you don’t want to listen to either of us, that’s your lookout. just be careful with the nurofen, it’s strong stuff. i can read monique. the label suggests to take no less than 4 tablets, 6 times a day. you’re using a definition of "read" that i have been previously unaware of aren’t you? | idiot. "1 every 4 hours. no more than 6 per day." how many did you take? i took floaty many. why does the newspaper taste like snozberry? |
i still can’t figure out how you threw your back out. it was just one of those freak "acts of god." | a likely story. when i found you prostrate on the office floor, it looked as if you’d been crawling away from the computer desk. i know that chair isn’t the most comfortable but.... you were jacking off to porn weren’t you?! it wasn’t porn. the trailer for the new firefly movie just came out and... i’m sure i wasn’t the only one. | you sick little puppy. i am so getting my own keyboard and mouse. floating away... |
i want to lick your nose. i want to lick your nose. | i want to lick your nose. i want to lick your nose. | i want to lick your nose. moo. |
maybe we could get fit by riding bikes. gosh! that takes me back. that last time i rode a bike was,... | ,..oh, yes. my buck’s night. | ah, the memories. |
how do you make a dog meow? put it in the freezer for three days, pull it out then run it across a band saw. meeeeeeow! | you thieved that from george smilovici. it’s called "paying homage" dear. how about this one then, what do dogs say when they spontaneously combust? | woof |