slam! crash! it’s about time you got home! there seems to have been some glue on the table... | ¿que? ...monique? |
um, look señor, i don’t know who you are, or what you’re doing here but you’ve got to help me man. ¿usted está bien, hombre? | i need some solvent. metho, vodka, anything. mi amigo, los genitales son vinculados muy a esa silla bien, yo no soy interesado en actos sexuales extraños, yo ahora saldré con esta máquina de dvd. | please,.. you’ve got to,.. hey! are you stealing my dvd player? bueno adiós, hombre noooooooo!! |
apparently, my boss is getting some serious grief from a rival "gun shop." he’s given all employees some special, "home protection." a gun! you’ve brought a firearm into this house?! it’s ok monique, i’ll have it on me at all times. see, it’s tucked into my pan... | bang | i’m ok. careful there tyler, you don’t want to go off half-cocked. |
i can’t believe i’m so disappointed with the hitchhiker’s movie. the editing was,.. was,.. | you really had a lot resting on that movie didn’t you? i almost feel bad for my part in the selection of the editor. you chose the editor? | ’chose’ is probably the wrong word for a process involving tequila and a blindfold. |
well, i’m off fishing. | aren’t you a bit optimistic using those over-sized hooks? i just like a situation where those with the biggest mouths are punished. | what the hell is that supposed to mean? whoops! gotta go. |
wasn’t ’eternal sunshine of the spotless mind’ wonderful and romantic? meh! it just prompted such intriguing questions. | meh! erasing memories. what a strange notion. hey tyler, what memories would you have deleted? | this conversation would make a nice start. fucker! whoa! déjà vu! |
aaaaaaargh! | you prick! you think it’s funny to replace my bathroom mirror with an aquarium containing a dugong? not as funny as the fact that it’s been there two days already. fuck you, tyler. | ancient sailors mistook them for mermaids. blow me! big fat hairy mermaids. |