Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Paaaants III '
written by
Jeremy
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
slam! crash!
:Tyler says: it’s about time you got home! there seems to have been some glue on the table...
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: ¿que?
:Tyler says: ...monique?
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Paaaants IV '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: um, look señor, i don’t know who you are, or what you’re doing here but you’ve got to help me man.
:Monigue says from offstage: ¿usted está bien, hombre?
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: i need some solvent. metho, vodka, anything.
:Monigue says from offstage: mi amigo, los genitales son vinculados muy a esa silla
:Monigue says from offstage: bien, yo no soy interesado en actos sexuales extraños, yo ahora saldré con esta máquina de dvd.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: please,.. you’ve got to,.. hey! are you stealing my dvd player?
:Monigue says from offstage: bueno adiós, hombre
:Tyler says: noooooooo!!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pop! Goes the Weasel '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: apparently, my boss is getting some serious grief from a rival "gun shop." he’s given all employees some special, "home protection."
:Monigue says: a gun! you’ve brought a firearm into this house?!
:Tyler says: it’s ok monique, i’ll have it on me at all times. see, it’s tucked into my pan...
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
bang
,Tyler shock.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: i’m ok.
:Monigue says: careful there tyler, you don’t want to go off half-cocked.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Editor '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: i can’t believe i’m so disappointed with the hitchhiker’s movie. the editing was,.. was,..
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: you really had a lot resting on that movie didn’t you? i almost feel bad for my part in the selection of the editor.
:Tyler says: you chose the editor?
,Tyler shock.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: ’chose’ is probably the wrong word for a process involving tequila and a blindfold.
,Tyler angry.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Fishing '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: well, i’m off fishing.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: aren’t you a bit optimistic using those over-sized hooks?
:Tyler says from offstage: i just like a situation where those with the biggest mouths are punished.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
:Tyler says from offstage: whoops! gotta go.
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Eternal Sunshine '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: wasn’t ’eternal sunshine of the spotless mind’ wonderful and romantic?
:Tyler says: meh!
:Monigue says: it just prompted such intriguing questions.
,Tyler news.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: meh!
:Monigue says: erasing memories. what a strange notion.
:Monigue says: hey tyler, what memories would you have deleted?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: this conversation would make a nice start.
:Monigue says: fucker!
:Tyler says: whoa! déjà vu!
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Dugong '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says from offstage: aaaaaaargh!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Monigue says: you prick! you think it’s funny to replace my bathroom mirror with an aquarium containing a dugong?
:Tyler says: not as funny as the fact that it’s been there two days already.
:Monigue says: fuck you, tyler.
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: ancient sailors mistook them for mermaids.
:Monigue says: blow me!
:Tyler says: big fat hairy mermaids.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
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