i’m an emotional rag. the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy is released this thursday. i’ve been waiting for this film for so long. my expectations don’t know what to do.

i’m so scared that they’ll be too high, and i’ll be let down by the film, but,..

then i think that i’ll hate it because my expectations are so high,..

but then my expectations to hate it will mean that i’ll be pleasantly surprised when i actually see it,..

so now i’m looking forward to it again,.. so my expectations are high,..

i’m not wearing any pants.

ah. so you did. and not just my ass, it appears.

bugger. stupid glue.

if only i were more flexible.

it’s about time you got home! there seems to have been some glue on the table...

...monique?

um, look señor, i don’t know who you are, or what you’re doing here but you’ve got to help me man.

i need some solvent. metho, vodka, anything.

please,.. you’ve got to,.. hey! are you stealing my dvd player?

apparently, my boss is getting some serious grief from a rival "gun shop." he’s given all employees some special, "home protection."

it’s ok monique, i’ll have it on me at all times. see, it’s tucked into my pan...

i can’t believe i’m so disappointed with the hitchhiker’s movie. the editing was,.. was,..

you chose the editor?