F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Bang! Pop! '

written by

Dan

bang!

pop!

fzzztgrgle!

well, i’m going to go to the computer store.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Thanks for the Mammaries '

written by

Goatlord

can i fondle your breasts?

excuse me?

i’m bored.

fondle your own.

well...i guess they are of a similar size.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Schrodinger’s Friend '

written by

Dan

you know your friend alex?

the quantum theorist?

that’s the one.

sometimes he’s a really pleasant chap,..

but sometimes he comes across as a power hungry machivalian arse-clown.

you’ve known this quantum theorist longer. which is he?

indeterminate!!

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' It must be Thursday '

written by

Dan

i’m an emotional rag. the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy is released this thursday. i’ve been waiting for this film for so long. my expectations don’t know what to do.

i’m so scared that they’ll be too high, and i’ll be let down by the film, but,..

then i think that i’ll hate it because my expectations are so high,..

but then my expectations to hate it will mean that i’ll be pleasantly surprised when i actually see it,..

so now i’m looking forward to it again,.. so my expectations are high,..

i hear it’s pretty good.

aaaaaarghh!!!!!

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Paaaantss '

written by

Jeremy

i’m not wearing any pants.

good thing i superglued your ass to that chair then.

ah. so you did. and not just my ass, it appears.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Paaaants II '

written by

Jeremy

i’m off to the mall! there’s a sale on shoes.

bugger. stupid glue.

if only i were more flexible.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Paaaants III '

written by

Jeremy

slam! crash!

it’s about time you got home! there seems to have been some glue on the table...

¿que?

...monique?