you realise that you’re one of the biggest fanboys i know. i am nothing like those people. you picked a napkin out of the bin because you thought sarah michelle gellar may have used it. fanboy. | am not. as stunning as this repartee is, you’d probably like it at the expo. there will be lots of buffy merchandise to paw through and i’m pretty sure i heard that joss whedon’s signature will be making a special appearance. | peace at last. if he comes back with any of those evangelion dollies however... |
that was great! most of those costumed freaks were really nice, i hardly wanted to punch any of them in the face. there were a lot of non-costumed people like me there too, who would have thought? ah me, how time flies. | i picked up some "crumpleton experiment" and a "phatsville comix." a little, hyperactive young lad even wanted to sell me his love. i got to see jake the muss, very cool. i had no idea "once were warriors" was still so popular, and... ..this one time, at band camp. huh? | anyway, i’m going back tomorrow, you should come too. i don’t fucking think so. |
what are you so happy about? and where did you go last night? i was bored, so i did what i usually do. i wandered up and down the aisles at the hardware store. | and did it relieve your boredom? inspiration struck when i found that the plungers were stored next to the super glue. you didn’t,... | and in news today,.. shh! this’ll be it. oh lord no. |
if you’re going to read comic books behind there, you could at least turn the newspaper the right way up. hey? oh, right. | better? much. what are you reading anyway? | "groovy gravy" surprisingly, it’s not crap. more in-jokes? when will you learn? |
mmmm, nummy. | y’know, the average human body contains 5.7 litres of blood. random fact spouting, this is new. what book did you get this tidbit from pray? | book? |
you used the last of the milk. | actually i tipped out what was left of what i replaced the milk with last week. |
you’re chipper! my chipper? | you are chipper oh! well, i figured out the solution to a problem that has been bothering me. what was the solution? | my chipper. what was the problem? it’s probably best you don’t ask. |