you can stop with the cookie monster impressions, it can’t have been that bad. are you kidding?! the overstretched spandex, the bad wigs, the disfiguring acne. the well rounded tights, the thigh hugging boots, oh yeah, the... | ...deep impression of my forehead in the table, ow! | actually, that worked. thanks, i think. anytime. |
you realise that you’re one of the biggest fanboys i know. i am nothing like those people. you picked a napkin out of the bin because you thought sarah michelle gellar may have used it. fanboy. | am not. as stunning as this repartee is, you’d probably like it at the expo. there will be lots of buffy merchandise to paw through and i’m pretty sure i heard that joss whedon’s signature will be making a special appearance. | peace at last. if he comes back with any of those evangelion dollies however... |
that was great! most of those costumed freaks were really nice, i hardly wanted to punch any of them in the face. there were a lot of non-costumed people like me there too, who would have thought? ah me, how time flies. | i picked up some "crumpleton experiment" and a "phatsville comix." a little, hyperactive young lad even wanted to sell me his love. i got to see jake the muss, very cool. i had no idea "once were warriors" was still so popular, and... ..this one time, at band camp. huh? | anyway, i’m going back tomorrow, you should come too. i don’t fucking think so. |
what are you so happy about? and where did you go last night? i was bored, so i did what i usually do. i wandered up and down the aisles at the hardware store. | and did it relieve your boredom? inspiration struck when i found that the plungers were stored next to the super glue. you didn’t,... | and in news today,.. shh! this’ll be it. oh lord no. |
if you’re going to read comic books behind there, you could at least turn the newspaper the right way up. hey? oh, right. | better? much. what are you reading anyway? | "groovy gravy" surprisingly, it’s not crap. more in-jokes? when will you learn? |
mmmm, nummy. | y’know, the average human body contains 5.7 litres of blood. random fact spouting, this is new. what book did you get this tidbit from pray? | book? |
you used the last of the milk. | actually i tipped out what was left of what i replaced the milk with last week. |