F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The dastardly deeds of Richard Cranium '
oh dear, listen to this poor loser, "naughty girl desperate for good spanking..."
"turn ons: chips, dips, chains and whips. turn offs: candlewax on the nipples."
why is my mobile number printed with the ad?!
happy unbirthday antlered one.