 i understand that ’normal’ is a relative term but your family gatherings are just... so... completely... fucked! that’s a fair comment. i must say that when i was a young lad, i would dream that my midget, trapeeze artist, biological parents would whisk me away one day to a life of high flying adventure in the circus. i wish.   | your cousin will has changed though. i remembered him as being... hippie scum? i was going to say, a bit alternative but yes, hippie scum would be more accurate.  | yeah, his new girlfriend is heavily into anime. my aunt calls it his, "chubby, junkfood eating, robot phase." i always liked her. i guess that explains the hair. oh no, they’re just freaks.  |