submitted by Kath Tindale
Step one. Procrastinate for two weeks. Step Two, Grab my sister Chelle for one of the breif moments that she's home to help out. Step Three, press button. Heaven knows why I took so long to get this up but I'm sure it involved alcohol and other related poisons. A little bit of Special effects thrown in to imply movement and an Onamatipoeia for good measure.
Thanks to Chelle for letting me smack her in the face and Kath again for the joke. Your Dad is a Gold Mine.
Help me to remember when I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, that it takes:-
42 muscles to frown
28 muscles to smile
And only four muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth
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